How to Keep an Idiot Entertained

Call the "How to Keep an Idiot Entertained" Hotline at 401-285-0696, where we will teach you exactly how to entertain any idiot for at least one minute!

And while you're here, check out the Idiot's Arcade where you can play old favorites The Shell Game and Hangman. And don't forget to share this page and phone number with all of the idiots in your life!